1.anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Nope.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Hmm...never had it, but I guess at night...? 0_o

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side closest to the wall, so I dun fall off and hurt mah bum!

4. Do you masturbate?
Nope. Tried a few times, but it didn't feel too good.

5. How often? Lately?
Not at all.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope, and I'd feel to bad for the person trying to pay me. I'd be doing them a service to leave my clothes on.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I luvs me a good showah

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Never had sex period.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Hate to sound immature, but...EEEEEEEEEWW!!!

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
hmm...if I had to pick? Someone equally aggressive as me. I don't like to be dominated, but I don't want to dominate, either.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Oh, I love all of them. But I'm not IN love with any of them.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know most of them, yes.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. It's better than money, all the time. those who let money get in the way of love are stupid. You may need money to live, but it's not much of a life without love. (didn't need to change )

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
??? I have none. Never been in bed like that.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. There are certain people that know who they are that should be ashamed of the things they've done.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Never did it.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Again, never did it.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Hellooooooo, virgin here!

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Never been in one to begin with.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Again, never been in a bar.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Some chick forced me to make out with her when I was little, but other than that, no.

24. What's your sexuality?
Hetero, but I have nothing against people that have different sexualities. I'm good friends with a pansexual!

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
DUDE, I'M A VIRGIN, AND THAT'S A PUBLIC PLACE!!! EEEEEEEWW!!!

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
See above answer while I go vomit, yeah?

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Same answer as 26.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
...Does Spencer's Gifts count?

29. Bought something from an adult store?
...Again, does Spencer's Gifts count?

30. Do you own any sex toys?
iiiiiiiiiiiick. Noooooooooo.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
See above answer.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Nope, never done anything like that.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Never had sex.

34. Have you ever had phonesex?
Nah, that's just masturbation.

35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Nope, that's just another form of masturbation.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure, but I've never done that, either.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I've never done it, so I don't have a position to go off of to begin with.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Again, never done it...I don't even know what that MEANS!!!

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I've never even done it with ONE person!!!

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Ninety-nine percent of my friends, sadly.